January 17, 2014

Snowpocalypse 2014

Day 97:
The natives are getting restless.  The subzero temperatures outside have kept us confined within the four walls of our dwelling (plus the overhead garage door is frozen to the ground keeping our vehicle trapped as well).  These three miniature humans I am imprisoned with were great company at first, but they are starting to turn on me.  Snuggles and hugs have turned into moans and growls.

I do believe that our Play-doh is all played out, we have built every possible structure with legos and other various blocks, and even the dolls are tired of being played with.  Spending time in the kitchen has tamed these beasts a bit, but there are only so many cookies we can bake and dinners we can cook.  Making snow ice cream was a good use of resources and mighty tasty! 

These little beings must be on the edge of insanity because they are fighting TO DO chores.  I never thought I would see the day that I had to make sure each had an equal opportunity to dust, vacuum, do the dishes, clean the bathrooms, put away toys, and clean their rooms.  Thank goodness the continuous laundry is almost done because our ration of soap is running dangerously low!  We have all also gotten caught up in elaborate toy organization projects.

Our food supplies are well stocked but I just realized that our toilet paper supply has fallen below an acceptable level!  I don’t believe telling my companions to just ‘hold it’ will be an option.

Oh dear...
I seem to have made a slight miscalculation… we are only on HOUR 97, it only feels like we are approaching 100 days of captivity!